Ally Weinberg lives in LA with her partner, daughter, cats, and bearded dragon. She works as a TV exec and freelance writer. Her passions include parenting, reality tv, politics, and leopard print.
This Week We Chose Chaos
This is the week that we chose chaos. No, I’m not talking about the slap heard around the world. I’m talking about Bravos’s Summer House, Below Deck Sailing Yacht, and Below Deck Down Under. Chaos came for us all and I’m not mad at it.
We Need to Talk About “To Be Continued…”
We need to talk about To Be Continued…My love and adoration for Bravo is well documented. Whether it’s Housewives, Hamptons, or Sailing Yachts, I. AM. THERE.
But there is something that we desperately need to talk about. The Real Housewives of New Jersey has a problem. And that problem is “To Be Continued…”
A Valentine for “Love Off The Grid”
This show is wild. The new Discovery+ series, Love Off the Grid is the perfect combination of Naked and Afraid and 90 Day Fiancee. It blends TLC and Discovery’s best programming into the show I never knew I needed and now don’t want t...
How to Send a Reality TV Care Package
Do you have a friend who is overwhelmed with their job, relationship, or kids during this Ye Olde Pandemic? Are they sick and tired of another potential Dumpster Fire year? Maybe you’re that friend. Well, here are the ten shows that go in my “Reality TV Care Package.” I’m sending it right over!
A Toast to Bravo For Helping Me Survive This Pandemic
Some days I just have to give blessings and thanks for the institution that is Bravo. I work in reality tv programming and you would think that binging Bravo would be like an accountant relaxing by doing math equations for s*** and giggles. But Bravo is its own beast (a beautiful, beautiful beast!) and without it, I’m not sure I would have made it this far into these Unprecedented Times.
ESSAY / Resistance is Genetic / Ally Weinberg
It seems so naive now. In the days before the election, I sarcastically wrote on our fridge’s “to-do” calendar, “Move to Canada if Trump wins.” The silly remark was placed next to a reminder about voting and a chiropractor appointment. If I do a deep dive into my social media, I can still look at the photo and the joking comments of like-minded friends below it.
I'm Raising an Only Child and It's Not the End of the World
My daughter has an imaginary sibling. Actually, let me be more specific. My daughter told me today that she has three sisters and three brothers. Sometimes it’s just a brother and sister. Sometimes there’s a baby in the mix. Most of the time, they’re her pretend older siblings, and they often live in the mountains or on Mars. One of them usually goes to something called a “Halloween School.” The truth is, my daughter is an only child, and there’s a 99.9 percent chance she will always be an only child.
How Star Wars Helped Me Embrace My Baby’s Helmet
If you’re a mom and you’re anything like me, you’re pretty much convinced that you happened to give birth to the most beautiful baby on Earth. For me, that not only meant weird lapses where I stared at her like a crazed mommy stalker. It also meant that I had flat-head-blindness.
When my daughter was just three months old, our pediatrician noticed a little bit of a flat spot on her head. My response? “She’s perfect, shut up!”
How Parenting and Politics Challenge My Inner-Introvert
I have always had what my parents called a “slow-to-warm” attitude. I’d rather hang out with my two best friends or my husband than make small talk with twenty people. I have an aversion to public speaking and hate talking on the phone. I need a respite from humanity each day. I need my time to recharge.
Do Not Ask My Daughter to Smile
“Smile.” The request elicits two very dichotomous reactions from me: a pavlovian need to smile and a simultaneous “F*** You!”
In Search of a Perfectly Imperfect TV Mom
Television moms have been an essential part of our social fabric since we first turned that sucker on and tuned in. June Cleaver, Carol Brady, Clair Huxtable, Marge Simpson, Elyse Keaton, Angela Bower, Roseanne Connor; they’ve become America’s moms. Now that I’m a mom, I’m having trouble finding much in common with the women who raised me, whether in first-run episodes or syndication.
The Sisterhood Series: The Sisterhood of the Traveling Style | by Ally Weinberg
As a mom, I have discovered the secret to not losing my s***. It’s running away. Well, not really “running away,” so much as taking a sabbatical from being the President of Everything in my household. I am privileged enough to have a supportive partner and the funds to make it happen once or twice a year. But the true key to running away is to always do it with your friends. Ditch the mom guilt and do it if you can, ladies!
Welcome to the Sisterhood of Style
Welcome to the Sisterhood of Style
The Sisterhood Series:
At a certain point in our lives, at that no more f’s to give point, women stop dressing for men.* We dress for ourselves. And frankly, we dress for other women.
The Bachelorette recap: Can I walk you out? (You’re outside, Becca!)
Last we left our conflicted Bachelorette, she was struggling to choose between Emotional Blake or Divorced Garrett. Who will get the final rose and who will, quite frankly, get crushed?
The Bachelorette recap: A few good Men Tell All
Last we left our lovelorn Minnesotan, Becca K. was making the tragically wrong decision to eliminate Jason and rightfully freaking out (#teamjason)!
Tonight we come to the age old tradition of gathering generically handsome men together and interrogating them about the right reasons. Yup, this is the Men Tell All episode!